Experience the problem before you see the numbers.
For the next minute, your mind works a little differently than you're used to. Three short moments — then you'll understand exactly what UnSquirrel was built to fix, and why it matters as an investment.
Moment one · Reading
Reading should feel effortless. For millions of neurodivergent adults, the letters refuse to hold still on the page.
This is a glimpse of what reading can feel like with dyslexia — every sentence costs energy most people never have to spend.
Moment two · Focus
Try to hold your attention on this one sentence.
Notifications, intrusive thoughts, and competing priorities arrive uninvited. For an ADHD brain, this is every minute of every task.
Moment three · Overload
Everything arrives at once, and nothing has a place to go. This is cognitive overload — the daily reality for roughly one in five minds.
This is the problem
Now you've felt it. Here's the opportunity.
UnSquirrel is a cognitive platform designed from the ground up for brains that work differently — so the moments you just experienced stop being the cost of getting through a day. Here is the investment case.
What you felt for 60 seconds. They live forever.
No days off. No breaks. No exceptions.
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In relationships
Called too much, too intense, too honest. Their directness is mistaken for aggression. They stop opening up — not by choice, but because opening up has always cost them something.
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In careers
Fired for not fitting in. Passed over. Told they have an attitude problem when they asked a clear question. Masking all day. Depleted every night. The cycle repeats.
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In education
62% drop out. Not because they aren't intelligent — because the system was built for one kind of brain. They believed what they were told. Most never recovered.
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The mask
Every day they perform neurotypicality. They rehearse conversations. They replay them. The performance is exhausting. Nobody sees it — because it works. Until it doesn't.
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Burnout
The brain gives out. Not laziness — a system shutdown from years on overdrive. Depression. Unemployment. Withdrawal. Recovery. Then the cycle begins again. Because nothing changed.
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The silence
They stop telling people. Stop asking for help. Stop explaining. Because every time they did, it cost them something. The silence is not giving up. It is self-protection.
"I was called out today for coming across as strong, a bit aggressive. For being an over-thinker. I was asking clear questions. I was stating what I needed. I was being honest. I still don't understand what I did wrong. And that not-understanding — that is the loneliest feeling in the world."
— Sandra Burden, Founder & CEO of UnSquirrel. Written today. Because today it happened again.
780MPeople living this worldwide. 1 in 10.
2/3Underemployed — not because of ability. Because of tools.
$4.5TLocked inside minds the world keeps dismissing.
The investment opportunity.
UnSquirrel Technology LLC — Pre-Seed Round — April 2026
Seeking
$200,000
Pre-seed round
Market
$9.7B
By 2032
Platform
3 Brains
Career · Life · Student
Status
Phase 1
Awaiting funding
Use of Funds
MVP Development (AllianceTek)
50%
Founder & Team Runway (12 mo)
30%
Cloud Infrastructure & AI APIs
10%
Marketing & Community
6%
Legal & IP Protection
4%
Ready to invest in a world that works for every brain?
Sandra Burden built UnSquirrel from inside this experience — as a dyslexic founder, a caregiver, and someone navigating her own cognitive decline. Every feature solves a problem she has personally lived. No competitor founder can say the same.