The Investment Case — UnSquirrel Technology LLC
UnSquirrel is the first cognitive support platform designed from the ground up for neurodivergent adults — not adapted, not patched, not bolted on. Built by a dyslexic founder, from lived experience, with no neurotypical assumptions baked in.
01 — The problem
Every major productivity platform claims accessibility. None was built with neurodivergent users as the primary design constraint. Notion, Todoist, Forest, Speechify, RescueTime — these are the tools our users are actively fleeing. Not because they're bad products. Because they were designed for a different kind of brain.
| Tool | How it creates friction | Impact on neurodivergent users | What UnSquirrel does instead |
|---|---|---|---|
| Notion | Infinite blank canvas — total freedom, zero structure | Hours of setup hyperfocus → beautiful system → abandonment | Three pre-built environments, ready on day one |
| Todoist | Red "overdue" labels, guilt-coded task management | Shame spirals, anxiety, app avoidance | Missed tasks roll forward silently — no red, no blame |
| Forest | Kills your virtual tree if you leave the app | Punishment mechanics trigger emotional dysregulation | No streak-breaking, no punish states, ever |
| RescueTime | Tracks and scores "unproductive" time | Surveillance anxiety, performance shame, tool abandonment | No productivity scores — personal trends only, never judged |
| Speechify | Single-function TTS — not integrated into a cognitive system | Useful feature, not a platform — leaves core problems unsolved | AI simplification built into every environment as a foundation |
The structural problem
These tools cannot be patched. Each was architecturally designed around neurotypical assumptions. Neurodivergent accommodations added later are cosmetic — they do not change the underlying interaction model. The only way to fix this is to build from scratch.
02 — The product
UnSquirrel gives neurodivergent adults three completely separate cognitive environments — Career, Life, and Student — each with its own AI tools, its own encrypted space, and its own interaction model. Nothing crosses between them without explicit permission. Each environment works on day one, with zero setup required.
The core design principle
Friction is not a tradeoff to manage — it is a failure condition to eliminate. Every interaction, every default, every notification is designed with the assumption that the user's executive function is already under pressure. If a feature adds friction, it gets redesigned.
Phase 1 launches five features — each chosen because it directly eliminates a daily, measurable pain point. Nothing is added until these are right.
03 — Market opportunity
Over 20% of adults are neurodivergent. Two-thirds are underemployed — not because of ability, but because of tools. The assistive technology market is growing at 8% annually and will reach $9.7 billion by 2032. No integrated, neurodivergent-first platform exists at any price point.
"I got tired of adapting to tools that weren't built for my brain. So I built something that adapts to me — and to every mind like mine."
— Sandra Burden, Founder & CEO, UnSquirrel Technology LLC04 — Competitive moat
05 — The raise
UnSquirrel is seeking $200,000 in pre-seed funding to complete Phase 1 development and achieve market launch. The specification is complete. The engineering partner is engaged. The community is growing. The only thing between UnSquirrel and launch is funding.
| MVP Development | 50% | $100,000 |
| Founder & Team Runway (12 months) | 30% | $60,000 |
| Cloud Infrastructure & AI APIs | 10% | $20,000 |
| Marketing & Community | 6% | $12,000 |
| Legal & IP Protection | 4% | $8,000 |
| Total Pre-Seed Round | 100% | $200,000 |
Why now
The neurodivergent market is at an inflection point. Awareness is mainstream. Diagnosis rates are rising. Remote work has exposed how poorly existing tools serve this community. The window to build the category-defining platform — before a well-funded neurotypical-led competitor sees the gap — is open. UnSquirrel is positioned to close it.
"In my twenties, I tested at 148 — two points off genius. A recent test scored me at 126. I notice my own cognitive decline. I'm building UnSquirrel for both versions of myself."
— Sandra Burden, Founder & CEOReady to invest
Schedule a conversation with Sandra to discuss the opportunity, review the full product specification, or ask any questions about the raise.